22 November 2012:
最牛小學作文
11月7日 星期三 天氣晴時間過得真快，一下就到半期考了。現在已經在開始緊張的複習了，我必須要開始努力了。因為我如果不努力，我成績上不去，就會被家長罵。我被家長罵，就會失去信心。失去信心就會讀不好書。讀不好書就不能畢業，不能畢業就找不到好工作，找不到好工作就賺不了錢，賺不了錢就會沒錢納稅。沒錢納稅，國家就難發工資給老師。老師領不到工資就會沒心情教學，沒心情教學就會影響我們祖國的未來。影響了祖國的未來，中國就難以騰飛，中華民族就會退化成野蠻民族。中華民族成了野蠻的民族，美國就會懷疑我國有大規模殺傷武器。我國有大規模殺傷武器，美國就會向我國開戰，第三次世界大戰就會爆發。第三次世界大戰爆發，其中一方必定會實力不足，實力不足就會動用核武器。動用核武器就會破壞自然環境。自然環境被破壞，大氣層就會破個大洞。大氣層破個大洞，地球溫度就會上升。兩級冰山會融化，冰山融化地球水位就會上升。地球水位上升，全人類就會被淹死。因為這關係到人類的生命財產安全，所以我要在剩下的幾天里好好複習，考好成績，不讓悲劇發生。
November 7, Wednesday, Sunny
Time passes really fast, the mid-term exams are approaching. Now intensive revision has started, I need to start working hard. Because if I do not work hard, I would not get high grades, and would get scolded by my parents. I lose my confidence when I'm scolded by my parents. Once I lose my confidence I can't study properly. If I can't study properly I cannot graduate, and can't find a good job, and can't earn money, and can't pay tax. When I have no money to pay tax, the state can't pay teachers their salary. When teachers don't get their salary they would have no mood to teach. This would affect our country's future. If our country's future is affected, China would not be able to progress, Chinese people would regress to become barbarians. When we become barbarians America would suspect we have weapons of mass destruction. When we have weapons of mass destruction, America would wage war against our country and World War Three would break out. When World War Three breaks out, one party would be less adept and turn to use nuclear weapons. Using nuclear weapons would spoil the natural environment. When the natural environment is spoilt, the atmosphere would be broken. When it is broken the earth's temperature would rise. Icebergs at the two poles would melt and this would cause sea levels to rise. All humans would die when sea levels rise. Because this involves the lives and fortunes of everyone, I need to use the remaining days to revise properly, get good grades and pr vent tragedies from happening.
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Someone give this guy an L5 for explanation.
Hahah this is what's trending in China these few days, called 最牛小學作文, or Most Badass Primary School Essay (okay my translation sucks). Well this primary school kid was told to write an essay in the form of a diary and that was what he wrote. The Chinese version is the original, I roughly translated it to English.
Online, people were mainly commenting about how considerate and mature the boy was. They were saying that 'whoa he could think of the country's future'. Well it depends actually cos other would say he is 胡扯-ing.
Some also mentioned that it was impressive that he knew of the butterfly effect. That's quite true, but there are some loopholes. For example: not all teachers would be discouraged when they do not receive their salary. Also, it is not guaranteed that America would suspect if Chinese became barbarians.
Nevertheless, I must say this guy is pretty witty. Maybe he was trying to find a way to escape writing this essay, so he wrote 'crap' that the teacher enjoyed. Hahah.
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Recently I haven't anything to post. It's the holidays and I've not been doing much. So yeah nothing much to say then. I also don't really have much to say about other stuff as well.
TTFN.