2 August 2012:
One day Tom.
One day, Tom walked into an iron bar. He fainted.One day, Tom couldn't stand the way things were anymore. So he sat down.
One day, Tom started telling the truth. He couldn't lie while sitting down. (credit to A)
One day, Tom walked into an iron bar. He ordered vodka.
One day, Tom met Anne in an internet cafe. They didn't click.
One day, Tom was really mean to people. He was just being average.
One day, Tom died. He dropped into a colouring tub.
One day, Tom rowed with Anne. He did it on a boat.
One day, Tom stopped listening to Animal. No more deja vus.
One day, Tom read statistics of obese people. He thinks they were rounded.
One day, Tom visited a shrink. He wanted to slim down.
One day, Tom became the chairman. Last time he moved tables.
One day, Tom got bored. He should've been more careful with the drill.
One day, Tom fell asleep. Then he got up.
One day, Tom felt radiant. Now he only has half-life.
One day, Tom got bored. He decided he should never drill again.
One day, Tom watched the Dark Knight. He felt more lights should have been off.
One day, Tom watched the Dark Knight again. He went to dim sum lights first.
One day, Tom got lost. He was amazed.
One day, Tom took bus no. 11. He walked.
One day, Tom screwed things up. Seems like he couldn't use a screwdriver besides a drill.
One day, Tom stopped using a table. After all he was now chairman.
One day, Tom heard barking from the neighbour's. He stared at their oak tree in alarm.
One day, Tom got ticked off by Anne. He used to be on her to-do list.
One day, Tom went for a walk with the dog. He still walked into the iron bar.
One day Tom.