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19 August 2012:

Mary had a little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb, then she ate it cos she couldn't afford food and necessities.

Mary had a little lamb, then she sold it to buy Brompton bikes for $57,000.

Mary had a little lamb, and she chose to take MRT instead.

Mary had a little lamb, and she became richest person in the world when her lamb is starving.

Mary had a little lamb, then she was offered care taking services for the lamb even if she didn't have the lamb.

Mary had a little lamb, then she threatened it to go forth and multiply else face extinction.

Mary had a little lamb, and she had sex to get a Degree in Lambs.

Mary had a little lamb, and she had more sex to ink contracts.

Mary had a little lamb, then she made sure it repented when it ran away from her.

Mary had a little lamb, then she has to carry its bag.

Mary had a little lamb, and she translated its name wrongly.

Mary had a little lamb, and she sold it for an iPad in China.

Mary had a little lamb, then she jailed it for supporting some anti-Mary pussies that rioted.

Mary had a little lamb, then she stated that the capital of Republic of Lamb was Wolf City.

Mary had a little lamb, and she went around the neighbourhood claiming others' lambs were hers too.

Mary had a little lamb, and she kept referring to it as 'llama'.

Mary had a little lamb, then she wouldn't say more due to lack of press freedom.

Mary had a little lamb, then she disowned him cos he was gay.

Mary had a little lamb, and she is trying hard for it to get into GEP by giving it intensive tuition.

Mary had a little lamb, and she sent lamb to some guy called Kelvin for GEP tuition.

Mary had a little lamb, then she has to give it leave every month or pay it.

Mary had a little lamb, then she murdered a Briton cos he tried to harm the lamb.

Mary had a little lamb, and she named it Young.

Mary had a little lamb, and she would post 24 pictures of it every hour on Facebook.

Mary had a little lamb, op op op op. EHH SEXY LADY~

Mary had a little lamb, 吧.



aboutme.

From Singapore. 20 years of age. Blogs as and when inspiration comes, in British English (and Singlish), Traditional Chinese and (hopefully) Russian. Not a lifestyle blogger, expect posts to be serious, dull or even obscure. I enjoy comedy, in particular British humour.



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[more or less in order] medicine | forensics | theatre | modern world history | typography (including style and grammar) | visual design | Taiji | Chinese language and literature | Mandarin pop (and singing) | Apple products.



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